{"id":95,"date":"2011-05-26T11:24:31","date_gmt":"2011-05-26T09:24:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/borkedcode.com\/wp\/?p=95"},"modified":"2011-05-26T11:24:31","modified_gmt":"2011-05-26T09:24:31","slug":"how-pathetic-is-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/borkedcode.com\/wp\/?p=95","title":{"rendered":"How pathetic is this?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Android app store, among its top free apps, there must be almost 50% of them being bibles, LDS manuals, Qu\u2019rans, and assorted religious crap.\u00a0 Dudes, you have one book each.\u00a0 You probably already have a copy at home somewhere.\u00a0 Do you <em>seriously<\/em> think that having an android app is going to make a whit of difference?\u00a0 You have the non-digital version and you fail to understand its vague and crappy message already.\u00a0 How will having it on your phone or tablet make a lick of difference?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut look, Jesus, I even downloaded a copy of the KJV!\u00a0 Can\u2019t I get into heaven now?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>One answer for you:<\/p>\n<p>No.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Android app store, among its top free apps, there must be almost 50% of them being bibles, LDS manuals, Qu\u2019rans, and assorted religious crap.\u00a0 Dudes, you have one book each.\u00a0 You probably already have a copy at home somewhere.\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/borkedcode.com\/wp\/?p=95\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/borkedcode.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/borkedcode.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/borkedcode.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/borkedcode.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/borkedcode.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/borkedcode.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":97,"href":"https:\/\/borkedcode.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions\/97"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/borkedcode.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/borkedcode.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/borkedcode.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}